The Staff

The Staff At Squabbles.com

W.C. Pikey – Is a former crime beat and boxing columnist for the now-defunct Tipperary Vindicator.

Pikey, 68, attended Trinity College Dublin but failed to achieve his degree after what he regularly refers to as “an unfortunate dustup involving a plate of razor clams, two sporting ladies of my acquaintance and an irate elderly couple after a wee nip or two along the quayside.”

Pikey has written over 5,000 unpublished poems on topics ranging from boxing great Joe Louis to the “less fortunate among us who fail to understand the lure of alcohol.”

According to Pikey, his best work in journalism reads as follows from the Vindicator:

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Beggars But Nay Thieves; Man Pelted with Turnips Turns Tide

COUNTY LIMERICK QUARTER SESSIONS COURT
by W.C. Pikey

Richard Barry, Anne Leahy, Thomas Ryan, Jas. Harty, and John Ahern pleaded guilty to a charge of stealing property out of the Workhouse. The Barrister told them if they were beggars they had no right to be thieves, and sentenced them to seven years transportation.

John Mullally proved that he was drawing turnips from Ballyglasheen to Somerville when he was assaulted by a crowd of persons at Tubbaraheena, who shoved him against the ditch and pelted him with turnips; they took away some of the turnips; does not know any of the prisoners, but admitted to “striking three of them so solidly about the head and neck with me mighty fists” that they ran off.

The Judge directed the jury to acquit Mullally of a counter-charge of assault from three of the alleged attackers.

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Pikey says he derives his greatest pleasure from “a well-turned out phrase and a mighty draught after to celebrate my wit.”

Pikey is the Editor-In-Chief-And-Emeritus of squabbles.com. He also refers to himself as a “one-time bare-knuckle boxer of little skill but great courage and fortitude.”

You can reach W.C. Pikey at pikey [@] squabbles [.] com

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Nat “Detroit” Mace – Was once a Strawweight Golden Gloves boxer and bartender at The Neutral Corner in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

After fracturing his upper body in a horrific keg-hefting accident, Mace was forced to retire from boxing and seek other career avenues. As his nickname caused great confusion on the west side of his native state, he moved east to seek his fortune as a fight trainer, corner man and writer.

Mace currently writes for publications such as Smet, Rug Burn and Tiny Reindeer Monthly.

Mace, the unmarried father of nine children who he fondly calls “My wretched little lamby-pies,” is still searching for his ideal mate. You can contact him with suggestions along those lines by emailing him at nat [at] squabbles [dot] com.

Mace, 22, counts among his hobbies “blindfolded subcutaneous tattooing, nudism and golf.”

Mace is the Midwest Correspondent for squabbles.com, a position he describes as, “…my ultimate dream vacation.”

Whitey Hudson – Hudson, 48, is the reigning World Light-Heavyweight Gerund Champion.

His most recent novel, “Smelling Salts – A Love Story,” continues to rank in the low 10,000s in popularity on Amazon.com.

“My rat-shit publisher gave Salts no marketing support whatever,” says Hudson. “How is that a way to promote a work of huge literary import I ask you? It’ll probably sell like those bright-colored rubbers with the fruit flavors once I’m fucking dead. Go figure.”

Hudson is squabbles.com’s Chief Instigative Reporter.

You can reach Whitey Hudson at whitey [@] squabbles [.] com

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