War Machine Goes Legit? Wants Back In The UFC?
After beating up his porn agent, War Machine’s porn gigs started to dry up.
He then tried to sell a kidney and sperm on Ebay to get his fiancee out of “immigration jail” with no success.
Now the TUF veteran has decided to clean up, quit porn, focus on MMA and try to get back into the UFC.
I think if I don’t straighten up, I’m just going to end up in jail. It’s doing me no good to keep bucking the system because I can’t change things. It sounds like I’m a quitter but I’m just being smart. I have to open this gym, get married, calm down and start training. [MiddleEasy]
Armed with a new fiancee, a dream of owning a gym and hope that Dana White will take him back, War Machine former known as Jon Koppenhaver, has a new mission.
I think if I get back on the grind, start training, fighting, rack up a bunch of wins, cool down and change the way I am, I think Dana will definitely bring me back. There’s no reason why he wouldn’t.
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ha-ha! forget it war machine… you have just been arrested again… before this interview is even published. dana is no idiot! you will never be in the ufc again… in fact, i doubt anyone will want you on their card. now go to jail fool…. again!