Conner Cordova of MMA Religion has been making a valiant (but certainly doomed) effort to get UFC Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste to go to his prom with him.

This will not advance his cause.

Arianny recently posted this to her Twitter account:

“Stalker or sweet? You be the judge.”

Having Miguel Torres as your corner and wing man can’t hurt, but I serious doubt even that will be enough to bring Connor the desired result.

I would say Connor has a better shot at being voted Most Likely To Pass Out At A Star Wars Convention than he does to cover the spread and get the date with Arianny…