It sucks getting sick, and having your guts in an uproar is surely no damn fun.

But having your intestinal business be a major internet event must really suck ass for a guy who just wants to fight and take care of his farm.

Brock Lesnar is feeling like hell.

Yes, we get it.

I myself have a hangover that would ruin the most dedicated follower of distilled spirits, and my abertura del ano was sho’ nuff on fire this morning after my most vicious encounter with a half-dozen Chile Rellenos and bastante tequila.

Thanks, internet, for not caring who I am or what my physical maladies may be…