Jon War Machine Koppenhaver Goes Berserk at Party

November 30, 2009
By Nat Detroit Mace

Guess Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver Is a Lover and A Fighter

“This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party. We’re talking multiple assaults and battery with the cops after him. War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital. I never saw anything like it. War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard.”

- War Machine being War Machine

(From AdultFYI.com)

From terezowens.com:

janwarmachine 300x225 Jon War Machine Koppenhaver Goes Berserk at PartyUpdate: I have in fact spoken to War Machine’s Girlfriend Alanah Rae, who confirms that the former MMA star hit her across the face last night at Brook Haven’s Birthday Party..She claims he then went on to pummel almost a dozen dudes including his own porn agent Derek Hay..who still remains in the hospital recovering…more to come.

- TO

( http://www.terezowens.com/former-mma-star-war-machine-causes-massacre-at-porn-party/ )

And War Machine’s ongoing Twitter Mea Culpa:

  • WarMachine170: For those of you asking about sending me snacks and stuff, you can go to sdsheriffcommissary.com and click on (cont) http://tl.gd/2rha4i - WarMachine170: For those of you asking about sending me snacks and stuff, you can go to sdsheriffcommissary.com and click on (cont) http://tl.gd/2rha4i
  • WarMachine170: Last night o freedom! Drunk! He'll yeah! - WarMachine170: Last night o freedom! Drunk! He'll yeah!
  • WarMachine170: Goodnight Twitter land! Only two nights left in the free world...grrr. - WarMachine170: Goodnight Twitter land! Only two nights left in the free world...grrr.
  • WarMachine170: Getting Sushi YUMM!!! Seminar at Pt Loma Undisputed at 6 be there! $40 - WarMachine170: Getting Sushi YUMM!!! Seminar at Pt Loma Undisputed at 6 be there! $40
  • WarMachine170: Girls are fucking crazy. - WarMachine170: Girls are fucking crazy.
  • WarMachine170: Dodo has the biggest staff at the moment! http://yfrog.com/0ehw5ej - WarMachine170: Dodo has the biggest staff at the moment! http://yfrog.com/0ehw5ej
  • WarMachine170: My wife getting down too! http://yfrog.com/b52chpj - WarMachine170: My wife getting down too! http://yfrog.com/b52chpj
  • WarMachine170: My boys faded as fuck! Wizard Staffs in effect! http://yfrog.com/jqlwfuj - WarMachine170: My boys faded as fuck! Wizard Staffs in effect! http://yfrog.com/jqlwfuj
  • WarMachine170: Making progress!!! Gettin fucked up! SEAL Team and War Machine! http://yfrog.com/jkyg4fj - WarMachine170: Making progress!!! Gettin fucked up! SEAL Team and War Machine! http://yfrog.com/jkyg4fj
  • WarMachine170: My coach Baret Yoshida is an evil bastard! I love him!!! - WarMachine170: My coach Baret Yoshida is an evil bastard! I love him!!!
  • WarMachine170: @jaykohut word! - WarMachine170: @jaykohut word!
  • WarMachine170: My wife is being a bitch! Oh fuckin well! Got my buddies here! - WarMachine170: My wife is being a bitch! Oh fuckin well! Got my buddies here!
  • WarMachine170: This is how UND1SPUTED Austin, how Navy SEALs and War Machine drink beer! Tape ur empties underneath! http://yfrog.com/j0oecj - WarMachine170: This is how UND1SPUTED Austin, how Navy SEALs and War Machine drink beer! Tape ur empties underneath! http://yfrog.com/j0oecj
  • WarMachine170: Faded a shit! Love chillen with my boys! Can't wait to open our gym in Austin! Gonna be SO sick! 2 SEALs and ME!!! Best gym ever!!!!! - WarMachine170: Faded a shit! Love chillen with my boys! Can't wait to open our gym in Austin! Gonna be SO sick! 2 SEALs and ME!!! Best gym ever!!!!!
  • WarMachine170: Drinking beers with my best buddies listening to their Navy SEAL murder stories...hahahaha! Fuck yeah! - WarMachine170: Drinking beers with my best buddies listening to their Navy SEAL murder stories...hahahaha! Fuck yeah!
  • WarMachine170: Predators wasn't so great nothing can live up to the 1st one. Yakuza fight scene was bad ass tho. - WarMachine170: Predators wasn't so great nothing can live up to the 1st one. Yakuza fight scene was bad ass tho.
  • WarMachine170: Predators iMax Yes!!!!!! Hope it's good! - WarMachine170: Predators iMax Yes!!!!!! Hope it's good!
  • WarMachine170: So fucking bored and can't sleep...ugh. Can't wait to go to jail Friday so I can get on with my life. - WarMachine170: So fucking bored and can't sleep...ugh. Can't wait to go to jail Friday so I can get on with my life.
  • WarMachine170: @EFNSports done - WarMachine170: @EFNSports done
  • WarMachine170: Johnny Walker and some good flicks...bout to bust out a hot pocket! - WarMachine170: Johnny Walker and some good flicks...bout to bust out a hot pocket!

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