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Junie Browning

Born     May 12, 1985
Lexington, Kentucky
Other names:     The Lunatik
Nationality:     American
Height:     5 ft 9 in (1.75 m)
Weight:     155 lb (70 kg; 11.1 st)
Style:     Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Fighting out of: Las Vegas, Nevada
Team:     Tap Out

War Machine

Born  November 30, 1981
Simi Valley, California
Other names:     Jon Koppenhaver
Nationality:     American
Height:     5 ft 11 in (1.80 m)
Weight:     170 lb (77 kg; 12 st)
Style:     Freestyle
Fighting out of: Las Vegas, Nevada
Team:     Xtreme Couture

Most Recent Awesomeness

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Junie Browning defeated Scott Cornwell this past weekend by submission (Triangle Choke) to capture his first win after being released from the UFC. Browning fought at “MMA Big Show: Onslaught” at Florence, Indiana.

ProMMA.Info quoted Browning after his win:

“Then the microphone was handed to Junie and the arena filled with boos. Junie said, ‘I try to come out here and put on a show. If you don’t like it, then fuck ya’ll!” This actually brought out a few cheers.

Then Junie had a special message for the ladies. He said, “LADIES, AFTER THIS I WANT TWO LINES, ONE FOR SUCKING, AND ONE FOR FUCKING.”

He dropped the mic to the ground and walked out of the cage. The boos were deafening.’”

“This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party.

We’re talking multiple assaults and battery with the cops after him. War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head.

Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital. I never saw anything like it. War Machine was in kill mode.

His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard.”

The Records

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