There Is No Delicate Way To Write This Story

There are just some products and sponsors which should just not be in bed with, as it were, any contact sports.

This is surely one of those products – and one of those sponsors – which call out for a deft marketing approach.

Yes, denizen of the soft internet underbelly, it’s Fleshfights.com and their most efficacious product, the Fleshlight. If you’re not familiar with this product (and you most certainly are) it is, to put it as delicately as possible, an “autonomous male pleasure device.”

Fleshfights.com has actually sponsored King of Kombat 7: Judgement Day, a 10-fight card which featured Ricco Rodriguez, Nick Gonzalez, and Cedric Marks. For $9.99, you can buy an interactive stream of the event on September 29th, that allows you to switch between five different camera angles. And if you order before the 22nd, you’ll receive $10 in “Fleshbucks.”

Of course, the fight happened a month ago, but you do get some bonus female ‘Lube Wrestling’ footage to go with your PPV. That should help you get rocking with the sponsor’s product, anyway.

This magnificently-designed piece of self help equipment is  a must for anyone, well, who doesn’t have the time or the gift to get with the ladies.

Yup.

There are also some things you just shouldn’t do for money, and Nick Gonzalez has stepped over the line into that most heinous territory.

This interview is sure to cause some consternation among Gonzalez’ future opponents, though I guess the fact that he “goes home and takes care of business” should provide some comfort – both to him and his potential victims.

You have to hand it to Nick, though, he sure seems to be comfortable with the product, and that’s the only sure way to appear properly sincere when getting your shill on…

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