Bruce Buffer Has A Nice Gig

I’ve gotten requests for birthday appearances and I’ve gotten and fulfilled requests to announce the married couples-to-be for weddings. I recently did the World Series of Beer Pong, which cracked me up. I didn’t even know what it was before doing it. I get many requests for voice messages on answering machine and answering service messages. As long as it isn’t something ultra weird, I’ll do it. I got a request from a popular exotic dance club in Vegas to announce the feature dancers at the bar one night. It was kind of hard to turn that one down. This job does have its perks.”

— Bruce Buffer, The Veteran Voice of the Octagon

Wow, announcing the lineup at a strip club? Must go something like this: ‘In this corner, coming in at an alarming and ready quadruple-D cup, Caaaannndeee AAAAAAApples!’